Trump Refuses to Be American

Today USA Today and multiple media outlets reported that Donald Trump has declined to throw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals opening day game. Shocker. It’s not like the President throwing out the first pitch on opening day has been a long standing tradition going all the way back to William Howard Taft in 1910 or anything like that.


One has to think why would he do such a thing? The White House says its due to a scheduling conflict. I have other suspicions because, well, you know he’s a kind of a liar. First I don’t believe his tiny hands can grip a baseball. That’s the only conclusion I’ve come to.

You don’t simply break a tradition, God forbid a baseball tradition, that has stood nearly as long the Cubs world series drought. Shame on you Donald.



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